The guy behind me at Starbucks just ordered a “tall blonde.” Had I only been inebriated, I probably would have turned around and said something embarrassing, stupid, and legendary all at the same time.
(Source: lovesexzodiac)
"At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer." -Chelsea Handler.
Make it strong.
